March 16, 2011 Dream: Mouse with a Huge Penis

I’m looking at a plastic cage full of cute white mice when I see this:

 

In case the limitations of Microsoft Paint fail to make it clear, the penis belongs, anatomically, to the mouse.  He tries his best to scamper and engage in other sharp-movement activities like his cage-mates but succeeds only in lolling side to side on his gigantic member.  I point this creature out to the Boyfriend, expecting a reaction of shock and morbid curiosity.  Instead, he snaps, “It’s just a mouse with a big penis.  I don’t see what the problem is.”

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Intolerant, elitist, and awesome.
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