Paper-Cut Penis

The Boyfriend paper cut his penis* last night while doing his taxes naked.  He told me that it would be out of commission for a while. I blew him anyway.

* which shall hereafter be referred to as Penis

About awesomebitch

Intolerant, elitist, and awesome.
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One Response to Paper-Cut Penis

  1. nice work keep it up

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