Woman Who Sat on Toilet for 2 Years Has a Boyfriend

Apparently the flesh-fusing-with-furniture phenomenon is not unheard-of.  In 2008, police rescued a 35-year-old woman in Kansas whose flesh had melded with the toilet seat she’d been sitting on for two years.  Like her Ohioan counterpart, she had a caring significant other during the entirety of her sit-in.  She, however, had had the good sense to attach to a fixture that flushed away her waste.

The obvious lesson gleaned from this: crippling obesity or agoraphobia will guarantee lasting love.

Here is the MSNBC story.

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