Boyfriend Likes Being Pet

The other day, I dropped some crumbs onto the bed while eating a duck mousse pate sandwich and, like a responsible housekeeper, stood up and proceeded to dust the crumbs onto the floor.  The Boyfriend dived between my hand and the mattress and flopped onto his back.  When asked what the hell he was doing, he responded, “I saw pets being given and I wanted some, so I came over.”

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Intolerant, elitist, and awesome.
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