April 15, 2011 Boyfriend Malapropism: Pussyanus

The Boyfriend loves to argue with me when he misspells or mispronounces words and names.  I keep an updated record of his lexical faux pas.

While cuddling in bed:

me: You’re a scallop.

Boyfriend: I know.  I’m delicious and pretty.

me: No. You’re pale, soft, and stupid.

Boyfriend: I’m not stupid.

me: You’re a pussy.

Boyfriend: I’m…pussy-anus.

me: It’s pusillanimous.

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Intolerant, elitist, and awesome.
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