PostSecret is a weekly blog featuring homemade postcards portraying people’s secrets. The postcards are mailed anonymously, and the secrets range from cute and funny to pathetic and heartbreaking. I stumbled across PostSecret in 2005 and became hopelessly addicted. To commemorate my six-year anniversary of PostSecret addiction and because some secrets are too awesome, crazy, or stupid to be forgotten, I am going to pick my favorite secret from the blog each Sunday and share my thoughts on it.
This week’s favorite: Masturbating at Work
Yeah, I’ve done this one too, except I didn’t bother going to the bathroom because no one was around. My job wasn’t very stimulating, and one day, my boss left for a meeting, and I busted out on his couch and started going at it. I wasn’t even horny, but I managed to squeeze out not one but two orgasms before I got bored and stopped. I then proceeded to text my friends and Boyfriend about my accomplishment. I’m tempted to say that if you find yourself masturbating out of boredom at work, you should probably find a new job, but on second thought, getting paid to fondle yourself doesn’t sound like a bad deal.