May 1, 2011 PostSecret Favorite: Masturbating at Work

PostSecret is a weekly blog featuring homemade postcards portraying people’s secrets.  The postcards are mailed anonymously, and the secrets range from cute and funny to pathetic and heartbreaking.  I stumbled across PostSecret in 2005 and became hopelessly addicted.  To commemorate my six-year anniversary of PostSecret addiction and because some secrets are too awesome, crazy, or stupid to be forgotten, I am going to pick my favorite secret from the blog each Sunday and share my thoughts on it.

This week’s favorite: Masturbating at Work

Yeah, I’ve done this one too, except I didn’t bother going to the bathroom because no one was around.  My job wasn’t very stimulating, and one day, my boss left for a meeting, and I busted out on his couch and started going at it.  I wasn’t even horny, but I managed to squeeze out not one but two orgasms before I got bored and stopped.  I then proceeded to text my friends and Boyfriend about my accomplishment.  I’m tempted to say that if you find yourself masturbating out of boredom at work, you should probably find a new job, but on second thought, getting paid to fondle yourself doesn’t sound like a bad deal.

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One Response to May 1, 2011 PostSecret Favorite: Masturbating at Work

  1. Pingback: Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Masturbation: From Unicorn Booty « Beneath the Tin Foil Hat

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