Dunking the Boyfriend’s Penis in Cold Tea

The Boyfriend and I were hanging out naked in the bathroom just now when he saw a cup of cold tea sitting by the sink.  He proceeded to pour the tea into the sink, but I grabbed the cup before he could do so, dunked the head of his penis into the tea, and commanded, “Penis drink!”  The Boyfriend protested, saying that Penis liked warm and wet, not cold and wet, which led to more penis dunking and cackling by me because I’m evil and I do things like that.

About awesomebitch

Intolerant, elitist, and awesome.
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2 Responses to Dunking the Boyfriend’s Penis in Cold Tea

  1. Jonathan van Belle says:

    Wow. Mork’n the penis. Poor Boyfriend. Don’t dunk his dick too much. I dunked mine too much…and now it has a drinking problem. There is no penis AA.

  2. awesomebitch says:

    There might not be penis AA, but he can go to people AA and I can be his mouthpiece.

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