Category Archives: Boyfriend Malapropisms

The Boyfriend loves to argue with me when he misspells or mispronounces words. This is my record of his lexical faux pas.

May 27, 2011 Boyfriend Malapropism: Great-Grandparents

The Boyfriend took an hour out of his busy life of lying around in bed last week to make a digital version of the Real Housewives of New Jersey family trees.  For this I am eternally grateful.  What I am … Continue reading

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May 29, 2011 Boyfriend Malapropism: Meringue

The Boyfriend loves to argue with me when he misspells or mispronounces words and names.  I keep an updated record of his lexical faux pas. Dinner at Bin 38: me (pointing at menu): I’m going to get the lamb.  There’s … Continue reading

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Late 2010 Boyfriend Malapropism: Goethe

The Boyfriend and I had been dating for some months, and I, for some reason or other, had made a handful of references to Goethe in our conversations within that span of time.  The Boyfriend claimed he had never heard … Continue reading

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April 24, 2011 Boyfriend Malapropism: Particles of Speech

The Boyfriend loves to argue with me when he misspells or mispronounces words and names.  I keep an updated record of his lexical faux pas. On the plane ride from D.C. to San Francisco: me: It’s so cool that we … Continue reading

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April 15, 2011 Boyfriend Malapropism: Pussyanus

The Boyfriend loves to argue with me when he misspells or mispronounces words and names.  I keep an updated record of his lexical faux pas. While cuddling in bed: me: You’re a scallop. Boyfriend: I know.  I’m delicious and pretty. … Continue reading

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April 6, 2011 Boyfriend Malapropisms: Vinter and Eric O’Bana

The Boyfriend loves to argue with me when he misspells or mispronounces words and names.  I keep an updated record of his lexical faux pas. At the April 6, 2011 Silicon Valley Caltech/MIT alumni mixer: Boyfriend: Groupon and all the … Continue reading

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