Category Archives: Dreams

This is my dream blog, in which I try my best to relate what I dreamed the night before. I wish I were a better artist so I could provide visual depictions–which are much more interesting than textual narrative, as my dreams tend to be narratively fragmented but visually vivid, as most dreams are–but here’s what it is for now.

May 26, 2011 Dream: Meat Dress and Violence

In preparation for some kind of Oscars-like awards ceremony, I buy a Costco-sized package of salami and paste the individual slices onto my body so that they form a skin-tight dress with a a sexy bodice and a long, flowing … Continue reading

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May 22, 2011 Dream: 5 Mini-Dreams About Animals, Alaska, and Neighborly Sex

These are the five dreams I had two nights ago, in the order I had them.  Dreams 1 and 5 and narratively unrelated to dreams 2-4. 1. I adopt an unusually small, long-haired calico cat from an animal shelter.  It’s … Continue reading

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May 15, 2011 Dream: Suicidal Penny

I had this dream during my post-Bay to Breakers nap. —————————————————————————————————— The Boyfriend and I are in an African village, where black magic is common practice.  One man from the village is transformed, irreversibly and for no apparent reason, into … Continue reading

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April 12, 2011 Dream: Human-Hummingbird Hybrid

My friend L, an astrophysics Ph.D student, tells me that a rare hummingbird species that hasn’t been sighted in over 200 years will make an appearance in San Francisco in the immediate future.  She’s excited to see it but can’t … Continue reading

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April 11, 2011 Dream: Beauty and the Beast Costume Party

I dreamed that San Francisco will host a party this Friday for which people are supposed to dress up as kitchenware and food inspired by Beauty and the Beast.  I saw posters from previous parties featuring people dressed up as … Continue reading

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April 8, 2011 Dream: Fugitive

I had the following dream after reading about Marie Walsh, a 56-year-old woman who was caught 32 years after she escaped from prison. ——————————————————————————————- I’m hanging out with one of my best friends O when we get into a fight … Continue reading

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2004 Dream: Surreal Arm Wound

I had this dream probably in 2004 after visiting the Salvador Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Florida. My left forearm had been slashed wrist-to-elbow then stitched up.  I was worried because the stitches were coming apart, so I held the … Continue reading

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March 30, 2011 Dream: Supernatural Murderess

People I knew were disappearing or getting slaughtered one by one.  The killings and kidnappings happened every few days without warning.  Some friends and I were standing in my kitchen discussing this problem when a girl emerged from a blank … Continue reading

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March 28, 2011 Dream: My 56-Year-Old Mother Gave Birth Without Warning

My mother, who is 56 years old and postmenopausal in real life, gave birth to an eerily clean baby after showing no signs of pregnancy.  The OBGYN, my friends, and I gathered around her third-world hospital cot and cheered her … Continue reading

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March 16, 2011 Dream: Mouse with a Huge Penis

I’m looking at a plastic cage full of cute white mice when I see this:   In case the limitations of Microsoft Paint fail to make it clear, the penis belongs, anatomically, to the mouse.  He tries his best to … Continue reading

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