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May 26, 2011 Dream: Meat Dress and Violence

In preparation for some kind of Oscars-like awards ceremony, I buy a Costco-sized package of salami and paste the individual slices onto my body so that they form a skin-tight dress with a a sexy bodice and a long, flowing … Continue reading

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May 22, 2011 Dream: 5 Mini-Dreams About Animals, Alaska, and Neighborly Sex

These are the five dreams I had two nights ago, in the order I had them.  Dreams 1 and 5 and narratively unrelated to dreams 2-4. 1. I adopt an unusually small, long-haired calico cat from an animal shelter.  It’s … Continue reading

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April 12, 2011 Dream: Human-Hummingbird Hybrid

My friend L, an astrophysics Ph.D student, tells me that a rare hummingbird species that hasn’t been sighted in over 200 years will make an appearance in San Francisco in the immediate future.  She’s excited to see it but can’t … Continue reading

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April 11, 2011 Dream: Beauty and the Beast Costume Party

I dreamed that San Francisco will host a party this Friday for which people are supposed to dress up as kitchenware and food inspired by Beauty and the Beast.  I saw posters from previous parties featuring people dressed up as … Continue reading

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April 8, 2011 Dream: Fugitive

I had the following dream after reading about Marie Walsh, a 56-year-old woman who was caught 32 years after she escaped from prison. ——————————————————————————————- I’m hanging out with one of my best friends O when we get into a fight … Continue reading

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March 16, 2011 Dream: Mouse with a Huge Penis

I’m looking at a plastic cage full of cute white mice when I see this:   In case the limitations of Microsoft Paint fail to make it clear, the penis belongs, anatomically, to the mouse.  He tries his best to … Continue reading

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