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The Boyfriend came home a few days ago trailing another epic wall of stink. It was one of those smells where you already know it’s not going to look good before you see it. And here’s what it looked like:
From yesterday afternoon:
The Boyfriend came home from work on Tuesday, and we proceeded to cuddle per usual. He was leaning against the headboard with his legs spread, talking about his meetings at work, when I caught a whiff of something fecal. I … Continue reading
Another day, another poop.
The monster of super poops:
In the Boyfriend’s defense, this is the result of several self-conscious flushes on his part. Note to self: search Boyfriend’s car and work area to expunge all tubes of superglue and other edible adhesives.
Left by the Boyfriend before he went to work. I guess the upside is that he’s not anorexic or constipated.
I thought the Boyfriend had been cured of super poops, as it has been almost a month since the last one, but apparently I was wrong.