Tag Archives: Penis

Dunking the Boyfriend’s Penis in Cold Tea

The Boyfriend and I were hanging out naked in the bathroom just now when he saw a cup of cold tea sitting by the sink.  He proceeded to pour the tea into the sink, but I grabbed the cup before … Continue reading

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March 16, 2011 Dream: Mouse with a Huge Penis

I’m looking at a plastic cage full of cute white mice when I see this:   In case the limitations of Microsoft Paint fail to make it clear, the penis belongs, anatomically, to the mouse.  He tries his best to … Continue reading

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Superficial Skin Cancer of the Penis

One dude’s humorous account of his dalliance with superficial skin cancer of the penis, in which “penis” and “fillet” appear in the same sentence: http://www.menshealth.com/health/your-penis-peril Favorite quote: “Everyone knows a smart penis shrinks when it’s scared.”  Leave it to a … Continue reading

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