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Just Friends
You meet Tal during your first winter in New York at one of those pretentious hit-or-miss Ivy League alumni parties at The Mondrian. You’re trying to make friends with this lawyer girl who’s looking for brunch buddies when he tries … Continue reading
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
You think you’re over the whole one night stand thing until you meet Zev. He’s cute and smart and has the same name as The Ex-Boyfriend but the party’s more important so you get really drunk and high and pretty … Continue reading
A Plea for Common Decency
Dear Brian, I’ve spent the past two days attempting to formulate a response that conveys my feelings about your grammar. “Horror”, “disgust”, and “the urge to regurgitate” are insufficient and only the beginning, the first slimy nubs in a trail … Continue reading
Jerry Sandusky Question
I have one main question about the Jerry Sandusky scandal: Has anyone asked the victims if they liked being fondled/fucked? Update: Yes, the grand jury did ask at least some of the victims.
October 30, 2011 PostSecret Favorite: Worried About Overpopulation
PostSecret is a weekly blog featuring homemade postcards portraying people’s secrets. The postcards are mailed anonymously, and the secrets range from cute and funny to pathetic and heartbreaking. I stumbled across PostSecret in 2005 and became hopelessly addicted. To commemorate my … Continue reading
Law Professor Punctuality
My criminal law professor, ~5 minutes into day 1 of class: “Now I noticed today that several of you came to class late. And based on my years of teaching experience, I know that on any given day of class, … Continue reading
Burger Brooding
Yesterday, I ate half a delicious, delicious burger from Bistro Burger and brought the other half to class intending to finish it after class. I drove home in the worst traffic ever and discovered, upon arriving at home an hour … Continue reading
No More Blogging Until End of Semester
Law school started this past week, and I’ve decided to stop blogging (or blog very sparsely) until end of semester due to time and energy constraints. Given how busy I anticipate being, I don’t think I’ll be capable of writing … Continue reading
July 2011: Flowers From the Boyfriend
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Tagged big lilies, big pink lilies, boyfriend, flower bouquet, flowers, flowers from boyfriend, hand with lily, pink lilies
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Persistence in the Pursuit of Scholarships
I went to my law school a couple weeks ago to beg for money. Tuition was going to cost me around $40,000 a year, and my school hadn’t given me any scholarships, so I figured I’d saunter in and try … Continue reading
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